Wednesday, January 21, 2004

Update: A Note From One Who Pays Attention To His Roots

Responding to "Deadlines are not new to humans. Even back in the stone age, we already had it. Enforced by ruthless, carnivorous beings called T-Rexes. When 'deadlines were coming' humans stopped blogging on their cave's walls, moved out, and got busy."

Yes, but of course there will be some cavemen who were thrill by the sheer risk-taking act of waiting until the last second to complete the task before the deadline.

This adrenaline addicts will wait until they were inside the t-rex mouth to run and getaway.

Of course some of them didn't make it but the ones that survive will have a long fulfilling life, live to the fullest and a souvenir of their own leg bones to remember it by.

These survivors my friends, were the one that went off to Nusantara Island and become our ancestors.

We are after all the descendants of risk-taker people who defy DEADLINES and you should TOO ISMAN!

To our ANCESTORS!


--enda
I wanted to join the cheering, but I'll have to retrieve my leg bone first.


PERSONAL BLOGGING FORECAST

For the next few days, blogging will be light because there exists worldly matters such as "deadlines," which technically means "things that stop you from goofing off."

Deadlines are not new to humans. Even back in the stone age, we already had it. Enforced by ruthless, carnivorous beings called T-Rexes. When "deadlines were coming" humans stopped blogging on their cave's walls, moved out, and got busy. Unless they wanted to be dinners.

These enforcers also exist in our time. Although now, we call them "Evil Bosses." (Good Bosses are already tamed.) The difference is, they're omnivorous. So they'll eat your shirts as well.

A hearty Gong Xi Fa Cai to those who celebrate the Chinese New Year!


OFFICE PRODUCTIVITY APPLICATION OF THE DAY

Musashi and Karate Kid wannabes, click here.
Man who catches flies with chopstick can accomplish anything
--Mr. Miyagi (played by Pat Morita)
...anything except deadlines, that is.


FORTUNE COOKIE OF THE DAY

Wise is a [wo]man, whose office located higher than the third floor, and decides against eating beans for lunch.


MURPHY'S LAW OF THE DAY

There will always be a person who farts in a crowded elevator.


FENG SHUI OF THE DAY

The water element runs strong today. If you have flu, it is always a good advice to wipe your nose first before kissing your spouse.

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