No Chocolate For The Next Valentine's Day

Just hand me some Aphrodisiac Pizzas.

Worth quoting:

Onions, according to the company, were once thought so sexy that ancient Egyptian priests were forbidden to eat them.

A great pick up line in Ancient Egypt: "You look so sexy, I can't eat you."


THE SIGNS OF WISDOMS #2

Some railway stations in Holland start displaying signs that say, "Missed your train? Cursing won't help!"


QUICK GUIDE TO GEEKDOM

1. Write to your friends in Tengwar (Tolkien's Elvish fonts)!
2. Worship William Shatner!