Do-It-Yourself Challenge!

Okay, maybe you succeed in constructing a miniature racing car, a miniature robot, or even a miniature jet plane. How about trying something more challenging?

News Title: "Navy Jet Fighter for Sale on eBay"

Worth quoting: "--but some assembly may be required."

(Thanks to pip.)


I'M SO HUNGRY...

...I could've eaten "rice rigor mortis!"

(Thanks to pip.)


WHAT WOULD YOU WRITE IN A CARD...

...that comes with this gift?

Quoted from the site:

"EndangeredFaeces are little animal statues made from their own doo."

Worth quoting:

"Your plants will love them."

So far, I've only come up with:

• "Hi honey, Happy Plantine's Day! Haha!"


• "You're my beautiful, energetic sunflowers...
  ...Have some fertilizer!"


• "Roses are red, violets are blue.
  These feces were made, just for you."


UPDATE


• "Looking at this reminds me of you.
  A great fascination until I know...
  ...It's made of crap.
  
  
• "Happy birthday to you
  you smell like poo poo."


(Submitted by beranda.)