He Should Take That As A Hint For His Next Visit To The Barber

According to "Too Cold to Hatch a Dinosaur" by Barbara Seuling, a man standing on a boulder in Ontario was struck by lightning. The boulder splitted into several pieces, but the man merely lost his hair.

Which would've been a good spot for a wig advertisement.

We see Good Ol' Jim standing on a boulder.

VOICE OVER (V.O.)
Most people were given a healthy, natural hair since born...

ZAP-BLAM!

After the flash, Good Ol' Jim is as hairless as a baby, standing over a cracked boulder. His clothes in tatter.

V.O.
...until nature, takes it back.

Product logo showing.

V.O.
Don-Me Wig, Your natural hair substitute.

GOOD THINKING

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