Baby Stuff Cont'd

So my partner and I went out yesterday evening to--God help us all--buy more baby stuff. And we keep bumping into this baby apparel brand called "Lusty Bunny." Maybe it's a hit for parents who want their children to become either Kylie Minogue or Robbie Williams.

And we found a set of diaper pins branded "Pang pang" that proudly said, "Non toxic." This kinda alarmed us. Does this mean that there are toxic pins out there? For what? Baby amazons? "Hand over your mother or ELSE...!"

I imagine we're just days away from newspaper headlines saying "Lusty Bunny Boy Robs Bank with Toxic Pins."