Next Assignment...

buy a Tomcat

Worth quoting:

Ben Nicholson, an apprentice engineer was told to order a water tank, but he went ahead and purchased a three million pound Challenger battle tank instead.

SORRY, MISS...

I was just practicing for tomorrow's exam.

Worth quoting:

Michelle Wallace, head of development at Debenhams, said: "We want our staff to have a more rounded knowledge of the subject."