Try The World's Second Smallest Political Quiz

Just click here.

Because the actual Smallest Pollitical Quiz would be more like this:
1. Are you political?
( ) Yes
( ) No
( ) Not sure
( ) Who cares?


THE STUFF WE TEACH CHILDREN THESE DAYS

Written on the Poppins' baby wear label:

The best thing are
the think we sell more
easy clothes
free style planning

(I'd hate to read about the worst thing.)
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On a children's T-shirt:

Somewhere I blong
Bom in earth

(Sounds like a deathwish.)
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On a baby shirt labeled Mickey&Donald:

Take on hat, wear the boat, and
shake the rape our funkiest style
is ready to go on !!!

(But of course, nobody will object someone who can wear a boat.)
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