Saturday, December 27, 2003

Deadly Threats Update

What could be worse than a threat of swarming mosquito bites? Our local polls discover:

  • Showering blood-sucking leeches - 12%
  • Being married to Kris Dayanti - 10%
  • Swarming Tata Dado and Silver Boys hickies - 78%
For those who ask, "What's Tata Dado and Silver Boys?" Trust me. You don't wanna know.

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