Consider this case:
- Job description: befriends a snake.
- Requirements: loves danger, must be a hamster.
- Occupational hazard: getting eaten.
- Perks: being the butt of the joke--getting named "Gohan" (literally means "food").
Oxymoron of the Day
Signs of Wisdom (or Lack thereof) #4
"Lettuce comes from the ground, therefore it can go back into the ground..."