Tuesday, January 24, 2006

And You Think Your Job's Tough?

Consider this case:

  1. Job description: befriends a snake.

  2. Requirements: loves danger, must be a hamster.

  3. Occupational hazard: getting eaten.

  4. Perks: being the butt of the joke--getting named "Gohan" (literally means "food").

Oxymoron of the Day

Organized fun.

Signs of Wisdom (or Lack thereof) #4

"Lettuce comes from the ground, therefore it can go back into the ground..."

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