Wednesday, April 14, 2004

Today's Marital Scientific Experiment: Pregnancy And Shopping

Firstly, let me note that I'm aware in some countries, Marital Scientific is an oxymoron. While in some others, it's redundant.

With that aside, let's start! This is an experiment for the heterosexual male in the house. Simply follow these small steps:
1) Get your wife pregnant
2) Bring her to the nearest mall
3) See if you can stop her from buying baby's stuff before your wallet runs dry

My partner may call it "maternity syndrome." I prefer to call it "Uh oh."

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