Itadakimasu~~!

Below are actual menu selections from various restaurants, coffee shops, stalls, and bars in Japan.

BREAKFAST
Oots Meal
Corn Frake
Fread Eggs
Om Lat Eggs
French Toost

APPETIZER
Wild Bore Soup

SNACKS
Sofut Cream
American Dog
Hongbogo
Good Burger
Grilled Winner
Fancy Dog

MAIN COURSE
Steamed Vegitable Bums
Steamed Damplings
See Food with Plan Rice
Dice Beef Steak
Caab Meet Batter Rice

SPECIALTIES
Cold Condomme in Dish
Flying Oil Prawns
Fried Flesh Water Shrimps

REFRESHMENTS
Oreange Juice
Mix Juice
Hot Coke
Rose Wine Squash
Mucos

DESSERT
Strawberry Crap


(Inspired by Henry Alford's "Cafe Manhattan." Information taken from Miranda Kenrick's "More Gems of Japanized English.")
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