Monday, January 08, 2007

Having Trouble Sleeping at Nights?

Ask Dr. Pillow

Having Trouble Waking Up?

Play hide and seek with Lil' Clocky.

Worth quoting:

When the snooze bar is pressed, Clocky rolls off the table and finds a hiding spot, a new one every day.
(Thanks to Pip)

What's the Best Thing? Blow up People and Still Go to Heaven?

Pat Robertson, an American Conservative Christian broadcaster, warned his viewers about a "mass killing" that will happen in the United States in the second half of 2007. How did he know? Well, he claims that God told him.

However, he told viewers they should not be afraid because "if you get blown up or something, you go to heaven; that's the worst thing that will happen to you".

Quotations You Don't Hear That Often

"Thank God for cheap bras."

Brace Yourself: We'll Soon be Hearing Soapy Lines such as "I Know I'm Cheap, but Don't Pluto Me yet, Darling!"

Direct quotation:
To "pluto" is "to demote or devalue someone or something," much like what happened to the former planet last year when the General Assembly of the International Astronomical Union decided Pluto didn't meet its definition of a planet.

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