Shake Your Belly if You Have a Happy Marriage

So I met an old friend of mine. He noticed my newly-gained lovehandles and commented--as you've probably guessed--, "I see married life agrees with you."

I don't understand how developing extra fat signifies a happy marriage. But many people do.

I bet somewhere, a bodybuilder's wife is currently addressing her husband. "Dear," she sighed. "You know, we've been happily married for some time, now."

"Yeah, so?" responded the husband, watching his reflection flexing his abs.

"Why don't you start acting like other happy couples?" she demanded. "Forget the diet, get yourself a fat belly, and lose the muscle!"