Friday, July 07, 2006

The Extremist's Guidebook to Sport

Chapter Four: Soccer is Forbidden Except When Played as Training for Jihad

Worth quoting:

3. If one of you falls during the game and breaks his hand or his foot, or if the ball hits his hand, he shall not say 'foul' and shall not stop playing because of his injury.
Sounds like a good training program for the Italian national team.

(Thanks to Wahyudi Pratama.)

1 comment:

Nahria Medina Marzuki said...

I've never understood soccer or football, how come one ball has to be chased by a bunch of people?

Isn't there anything else they can do? hehhehe