Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Things Not to Say to...

...a naked man wielding a sword.

  1. "Are you compensating for something?"

  2. "When we said 'cover yourself' we referred to clothing."

  3. "If you really need to borrow a shirt, you could've asked politely."

  4. "The guys who stole your clothes went that-away!"

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