Sounds Like a Potential...

...major MTV Production film.

A couple of Cornwall students plan to spend their summer breaking as many stupid US laws as possible.

Worth quoting:

[Richard Smith] is attempting to negotiate a book deal, which could help pay any fines he incurs.

SO DOES...

...this.

Wanted: A 100-word essay on why you'd like to fire a cannon to blash the writer Hunter S. Thompson's remains heavenward.


WHILE THIS...

...is more suitable for a flick with its major role played by Rob Schneider.