Finally!

A website that really knows how to Prepare for Emergencies. It provides helpful tips from disaster prevention techniques...

"Reduce fire hazards in your home. Children are the worst fire hazards; consider giving them up for adoption."

...to plausible actions against Bad Events That Might Lead to Deaths, such as Alien Invasion:

"Negotiate using sign language, if possible. Failing that, and assuming they aren't armed with futuristic ray guns, run like hell."

(Thanks to Jakartass. Check here for background info on the above parody site.)


NOTHING BEATS SECONDHAND HUMOR TO DESCRIBE FIRSTHAND EXPERIENCE

Signs when an expatriate's been living in Indonesia for too long #19:
"You're not surprised when three men with a ladder show up to change a light bulb"

(Taken from jakartablokm.com).


BOOK UPDATE: TALK ABOUT TOUGH CHOICES IN LIFE!

Laminated cover: Dove or glossy?