Fatherhood Aptitude Test #1

1. Set your alarm clock to go off at 2 AM.


2. After waking up, put it on your arms. Swing it gently until it dies off.


3. Set the alarm to fifteen minutes after. Try to get some sleep before it goes off.


4. If the sun hasn't risen yet, return to #2

Survive for six months straight. Try considering to have a child.

Note to spouses:
Keep suicide pills away from his sight. If your partner exhibits any signs of violence on the mention of "baby", use the sleeping darts (not included).