- Set your alarm clock to go off at 2 AM.
- After waking up, put it on your arms. Swing it gently until it dies off.
- Set the alarm to fifteen minutes after. Try to get some sleep before it goes off.
- If the sun hasn't risen yet, return to #2
Survive for six months straight. Try considering to have a child.
Note to spouses:
Keep suicide pills away from his sight. If your partner exhibits any signs of violence on the mention of "baby", use the sleeping darts (not included).