This blog had been out of commission because my office recently moved into a new place where, apparently, the common way to access the web is by petting spiders.
The good news is, I can name my "web browser", "Ed".
"Hi, Ed." "Good morning, Ed." "What is this link doing in your bookmark, Ed, you naughty, hairy, li'l y--YEOW!"
INDONESIA HAS MADE AN ENTRY INTO THE TERRORISM HANDBOOK
Chapter XV: MAKING THREATS
"When sending bomb-threat mails, don't send it with multiple addresses. Especially if one of them contains your full name".
(Thanks to Elfan).