Soon To Be A Major Motion Picture Title...
..."Dude, I Can't Talk, I'm Being Chased by the Police!"
Possible Hot Topic for Researchers
Men who eat a lot of tofus AND watermelons. (Bonus research point: a gas mask--yay or nay?)
A Wake Up Call for Elvis Fans
The King was NOT abducted by the aliens. He just went back in time.

A 1,800-year-old relic found in a Roman coffin as a solid evidence.
UPDATE
Guess who was also featured on an ancient Egyptian tomb?
Yes, The King of Pop.