Having Troubles Disciplining Your Dog?

Try dressing it as Napoleon.

If you ask me, the picture of this same dog dressed as William Tell gives the impression that it wants us to miss the apple a few inches below.

But if humiliating your dog doesn't work, you can try using technology. This includes "The Dog-powered Scooter",¹ the notorious "Neuticles", and "Princess Leia's Slave Girl Dog Costume."²

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(1): About which, the article writer commented, "Not being a dog owner, I will have to wait for the cat-pulled chariot."
(2): The wonder of technology.