Practice Safe Sex!

Always use your Korean neighbor!


QUICK...

...Follow those drops of urine!


THIS BLOG WOULD BE LONESOME...

...for some days. For good reason, fortunately. Because I'm preparing the long overdue book launch for BaM!.

Yes, there will be a book launch. The complete details will be in the next post. And it will be in Bahasa. Yay! Now, please excuse me to compose it before I fall asleep on this keyboard.

If You're Thinking Of Committing A Suicide...

...and want to get some help right now; please press '1'."


BOOKS' DAY OUT

"Kok Putusin Gue?" -- a story about how a girl discovering what she really wants in a relationship, after she lost it.

"Gege Mengejar Cinta" -- Gege, a young man looking for love, who -- thanks to the author's wacky mind -- finds trouble instead.

Available NOW in major bookstores.

Get A (Rest)room, People!

A landmark bridge in Sumatra may collapse because too many locals have been urinating on one of the steel pillars.

(Thanks to Rika.)


LIKE THEY SAY...

...when you've gone Hollywood, you'll stop stomping on buildings and people.

(Thanks to Meta)


WHEN GADGET REVIEW BECOMES PHILOSOPHICAL

Worth quoting:

Last week Saturday I have bought mn, the battery was then 50%. And are the phone immediately will use. Firstly ff take part in of course, all menus descend in short everything try. Sunday everything about a have adjusted. Copy of sim done, but that goes never such as you has wants, therefore home nr's, 06 nr's, nr's business, e-mail under one name, thus the iig on sim did not stand. Blades by means of infra-red sent. Infra-red has I many on, on provided cd, the tools ginstalled, but after one our I got always no connection with the gsm., however, blades and tones, by means of right mouse, send to.. But not the sync software, until now succeeded (further effort also no more done) but well, much flow do not consume that day; -) .

"Much flow do not consume that day" sounds like something wise to say. In a funeral, for instance. Somebody sobbed, "Why does he have to die so young?"

Somebody else patted the person's shoulder, "Much flow do not consume that day."

(Thanks to Veriyanta.)

Today's Philosophical Question

What's making love gotta do with distributed denial-of-service (DDoS) attacks?


TODAY'S SPAM POETRY

Health Care Careers

Can you believe
this isn't her first time?

would you like a government grant
...On these 3 conditions isman

Your credit card debt is a FRAUD!
Claim your Complimentary New Playstation 2
you can make some extra cash

How much is your car
worth on trade-in?

The easy way
to get an auto loan
Meet sexy singles
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No More Fun This Year's End!

Actual AP headlines: Santa Banned from Skydiving by Disneyland

Worth quoting:

Last year, Santa arrived in a fire truck.

Here's another: Snow White Fired for Posing Nude

Worth quoting:

Dresden's mayor and others who miss her performance are asking that she be reinstated.

The "What The Hell Is It?" Quiz #1

A recent public service announcement (PSA) endorses Indonesians to do three things to a certain object:
- Check it
- Feel it
- Inspect it under a strong source of light

What is this object? (The REAL answer will be on the Monday update.)


UPDATE: SOME COMMENTERS' ANSWERS

1. Silk underwear.
   --Ads Addict


2. Condom.
   --melonhater & lei


3. Godzilla.
   --Ladybug


4. Our spouse.
   --Rika


5. Glow-in-the-dark fish chip.
   --snydez


6. Doo.
   --durin


7. Urine.
   --emil


8. Our brains. Because sometimes our actions show that they may be out of order.
   --Affi

THE REAL ANSWER IS...

Money. As suggested by meta and nugi.

The government's trying to urge Indonesians to be more vigilant against counterfeit money. The PSA even sloganizes the above instructions as "3D", which stands for "Dilihat, Diraba, Diterawang." If that raises a brow or two, wait until you hear them sing it.